Friday, November 13, 2009

Quick! Somebody, could you give me your own personal recipe for that classic brew known as...???

'hair-of-the dog'?



*...and please folks, this time, WITHOUT the actual dog....the neighbours are getting suspicious...*



:-)



Quick! Somebody, could you give me your own personal recipe for that classic brew known as...???

What you need is NOT hair of the dog.



You need a Prairie Oyster, Tomato Juice, splash of Worcester Sauce, mix together, now drop a Whole Raw Egg into the Juice (try not to break the yolk). Now swallow the whole lot down in one go.



Now one of two things will happen, it will stay down and within half an hour you will be as right as rain.



Or it will gush out like a fountain bringing up all the foul alcohol that is curdling inside your stomach and in half an hour you will be as right as rain.



Quick! Somebody, could you give me your own personal recipe for that classic brew known as...???

I'll have what she's having...



Quick! Somebody, could you give me your own personal recipe for that classic brew known as...???

Step 1..... 3 paracetamol tabs



step 2... 4 mugs of coffee



Step 3... 3 slices of toast with runny eggs on board



step 4... a wee bit of uh hu hu hu with the wife/husband



step 5.. I'm not a Fleming doctor,just repeat step 4 till you feel goooooooooooodddddd



Quick! Somebody, could you give me your own personal recipe for that classic brew known as...???

Well Pirates used to have toast soaked in beer for breakfast so try that...infact hold on and I'll try it for you...



Shiver me timbers, that does the trick!



Quick! Somebody, could you give me your own personal recipe for that classic brew known as...???

Good evening Babe,I don,t know what you are on,But can i have some.The happy hour is here. hahahahaha



Quick! Somebody, could you give me your own personal recipe for that classic brew known as...???

6 oz Gin



1/2 oz fresh lemon juice



2-3 dashes Tabasco sauce



slice of chili pepper



PREPARATION:



Pour the Gin and Tabasco into an ice-filled cocktail shaker.



Shake generously.



Strain into a chilled glass.



Garnish with a chili pepper.



Quick! Somebody, could you give me your own personal recipe for that classic brew known as...???

Depends what you drank last night and how heavy the night was! I tend to go for more alchoholic drinks next night (like drink beer one night - gotta drink wine next night - gotta drink spirits next night )But I always find sweet white wine or vermouth+lemonade is good,beer is ok but takes a while to "go down" after a heavy night!



Quick! Somebody, could you give me your own personal recipe for that classic brew known as...???

Drink lots of water before you got out and when you come home, its the fact your dehydrated that gives people a hangover.



Quick! Somebody, could you give me your own personal recipe for that classic brew known as...???

tomato juice and Worcester sauce....that's for after the hair of the dog....hangover remedy.....for the hair of the dog it would have to be a cold beer....then a chaser, then some wine...



Quick! Somebody, could you give me your own personal recipe for that classic brew known as...???

Alka Seltzer.



Quick! Somebody, could you give me your own personal recipe for that classic brew known as...???

Sex !!!!



Tho it has to be with me ?!?!?!



LOL !!

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